|
SMS jokes:
1>VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....
2>Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. your
Own Stupid!!!
3>When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
4>Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then...
i lauf again
5>I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
6>My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
7>what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact
zoo for detail
8>This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds
cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
9>Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose
is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
10>When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
11>When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say .."damn I am really so cute" u will overcome
your sadness .. But don't make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
12>My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?
|
